Today, I completed my 6-month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after training for 3 months for a marathon, three weeks from race day I tripped and fell during my last long run and cracked a rib, so I took ten painful days off. I decided to go try a short run to see if maybe I could still try the race, and got attacked by a German Shepard. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, after months of grueling training and countless early mornings, I finally began the race I had been preparing for over the past year, only to slip and break my leg in the first 450 meters. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
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d101_fml 0
I train as well like you do, I run a lot, I recently cracked 2 ribs a day before a karate belt grading, I had to go through it anyway since I paid and it was just pure agony. Obviously this is nothing compared to your FML. The first FML to actually make me say "shit" out loud when reading the last line, ever, I really feel bad for you. Good luck. I won't even bother with #1's comment about suing her neighbour. No need for the shitstorm that was started last time.
upsidedown03 0
seems like that dog was really happy to see you ...
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Comments (93)
kraziedave777 3
drink more milk XD
winner121 0
aww I'm so sorry I hope ur leg gets better hope there's another competition!
ash99 0
what was the point of telling us about the training, who are you showing off to?
Danilovesmusic1 2
because she spent so much time training, and now she cant do the competition...
UniqueAnt21 3
How in the hell did a dog break your leg. Drink some milk..good for the bones
tcrist1998 0
Well altleast he was going over to say hi and not actually trying to attack you
oops6663 26
This is the only FML to make me feel genuinely sad.
kutemotoka 15
FYL... 0_0
MozillaHostile 21
Dogs suck ass
ErinShannon 27
Wouldn't even be mad. If I'm taken down by 200pounds of fluff and doggo, so be it.
ErinShannon 27
But then again you just finished a course, which also sucks. So the plus side, the dog must really love you, but the bad side it messes up all that work.