Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I tried to jump through the closing train doors to make it in on time. I missed. FML
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
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lalagirl912 0
aww! I'm sorry
ElectricGhost_fml 5
awwww that sucks!!!
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Comments (52)
yuggi1 11
Oh man! I can imagine what it would be like having to lift heavy objects for you. Not pretty. :) Try icyhot.
marceil 0
hhhhhh sorry mate
gwarg 0
Your effort wasn't rendered useless; it WAS useless.
ezrabc 0
THANK you. I specifically created an account to point that out.
azazahoo 0
yeaaah....
hadeelx15 0
lmao!
DVecc 0
today I ran to catch _____ but on the way I _____ making myself miss it anyway. generic fml template above
thescotsman 1
Whereabouts in East Lothian? Falkirk? Lithgae? Station in Lithgow is a deathtrap for us habitual chancers; you've got to charge down that slope studded with half-empty Buckie bottles, then tear up a load of damp linoleum steps. I can definitely see a fall like this happnin' there
seanoflynn 0
omfg. the exact same thing happened to me in north London at high Barnett station. no jokes
whtalif 0
nice
Katie Kat 8
lol, we'll what an impression on that guy ey