Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I tried to jump through the closing train doors to make it in on time. I missed. FML
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
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lalagirl912 0
aww! I'm sorry
ElectricGhost_fml 5
awwww that sucks!!!
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Comments (52)
alittlelambx_ 1
Wow that's Epic.
sourgirl101 29
Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today? If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway You will never understand it 'cause it happens too fast And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass Sorry, I can't help it. Happens every time I see the word "Epic" (:
Tikwichka 5
Now it's playing in my head.
btnhdude 0
epic epidemic of the epic misuse of the word epic, no no it was not epic
alittlelambx_ 1
LOL Epic is a Epic word. I can't refrain from using it K? LMAO x
valri3 0
I do not feel any remorse for at all....YSDI.
whirlybird 0
For the love of God, get yourself a dictionary and look up the meaning of "remorse."
lazydavid 4
must of been a bad trip...
FXCKvanna 0
how clever.
JhasNeeh 7
Maybe if you'd broken your shoulder and only found out it was the wrong train after it started moving - then it would be closer to an FML, right now - who cares?
Tikwichka 5
This FML is very close to home.
tbwrb 0
Something similar once happened to me, but I bashed my head and got concussion, I may have been unconscious it's hard to tell. It was quite a confusing experience and then the next day I realised I was running for the wrong train.
CondomSense 4
There has been a lot of this lately... falling
dacooguy21 0
YDI nuff' said
ThatLooksSticky 16
this happens to me on an almost daily basis. :/
califbob 3
All aboard the PAIN TRAIN!