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jlong9071 This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Charlotte, United States

Run away, fast

Today, I learned that when you're talking about your girlfriend's 6'4", 250 lb dad in a negative way, you should really make sure he isn't around first. FML

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You sir, are dumber then dirt. Don't talk shit if you can't back it up.

Trinidad727 9

That has pain written all over it!!

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You shouldn't be talking about him in a negative way, regardless. And if you do end up marrying this girl, you're also marrying her family.

No actually you marry the girl if her family wants to be involved they have to stay on good terms with both members of the marriage.

28 - you marry into a family, that's why there are names for the relations (father-in-law etc) and yes, while ideally everyone should get along you can't honestly expect someone to cut their family out because their boyfriend doesn't have the sense to look before he leaps figuratively speaking.

or just maybe, you learned not to talk about her dad in a negative way at all?

Size doesn't matter, I've seen short people taking down 6 footed people within seconds, but I'm assuming that you're not much of a fighter so **** your life indeed.

Lmao, I feel so bad for you

You never talk bad about your girlfriend's Dad. Especially when he's 6'4 250lb. YDI

CanyonRose 16

How about you just don't talk shit in the first place. Keep your negative opinions to yourself.

Never talk bad about your gf's dads.. They have eyes everywhere

I betcha that he was shaking like a little girl after opening his 'big macho mouth'. LOL.

Prepare for an ass whooping in 3...2...1

YDI for talking about your girlfriend badly.

headofmedusa 15

He talked badly about her father. Not his girlfriend.

1st rule of chatting shit about somebody...make sure they don't find out