jlong9071
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Charlotte, United States
Run away, fast
Today, I learned that when you're talking about your girlfriend's 6'4", 250 lb dad in a negative way, you should really make sure he isn't around first. FML
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devildog562 33
You sir, are dumber then dirt. Don't talk shit if you can't back it up.
Trinidad727 9
That has pain written all over it!!
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Trinidad727 9
That has pain written all over it!!
peanuty001 19
a well deserved pain
devildog562 33
You sir, are dumber then dirt. Don't talk shit if you can't back it up.
sarah5745 41
I agree. You don't talk shit about anyone, even if it's your girlfriend dad.
MeanBeagle 22
rule #10, everything you do to my daughter I do to you.
cakefete2 31
Hey 20, good luck getting me pregnant. *nine months later* "Pregnant man tells about delivery room blues, next on the news at ten."
MeanBeagle 22
I don't have a daughter. good luck getting your hand pregnant.
DippinGrizzly907 27
Sir Cakefete, had me rolling on the ground like a sausage dieing of laughter! That was awesome haha. Way to go brotha!
tiptoppc 21
No, he’s now one with the dirt. He can stay down there. Maybe his body may help the soil bear fruit.
Im2Shy 16
Congratulations on living to tell the story. You should "talk the game" if you can't "play in it too"
Im2Shy 16
*shouldnt. Yes, not wearing my glasses usually results in mistakes and I'm fully awaiting all the thumbs down.
CommanderColton 11
But... you got three thumbs up. That's a plus.
chidexy 21
Seriously tho you didn't about that first
raeepressley 12
Seriously though... Thank you for your loose grasp of the English language.
chidexy 21
Wow didn't even see that. Sorry. I deserve all the down votes
worldclassrager 41
It looks like you may have a great father in law bond if he doesn't kill you first
Emmamazing 26
You deserved it!
headofmedusa 15
If only there was a button that stated exactly that.
cakefete2 31
This remind me of the 90's sitcoms. "He's right behind me, isn't he?" Then the camera pans out to show the dad has been there all along.
xKrisSmoove 21
Should probably keep her dad out of your conversations if you want that relationship to go further.
headofmedusa 15
I think YDI. Never talk bad about someone unless you're willing to say it to their face.
cryssycakesx3 23
If only there was a button that stated exactly that...
Senseless_487 29
There's a button that tells that life lesson? Where is it?!
brand125 17
22 - fail at trying to be one of those people
Uglyfeet 23
It would take a lot of buttons... better stick with just YDI and FYL. By the way, #22 deserved it lol
annarcheer 19
omg that's how big my dad is!
Khaleesi_26 30
"omg that's so fascanting" *said noone.....*