Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house, I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied, "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML
Today, I realized our life has been lacking in romance lately, so I got a card, a bunch of flowers, and made reservations at a lovely restaurant for a nice evening. When I got home and gave my wife the flowers, all she did was sigh and ask what I "fucked up this time." She also refused to go to dinner. FML
Today, I sent the kids to my parents' house, tidied the house, and made reservations for a fancy restaurant, hoping to surprise my wife. When she got home and I handed her flowers, she sighed and said, "Can you stop with the stupid romance shit? It's embarrassing. We're six years married, not two moonstruck kids." FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML
Today, being Valentine's Day, I went all out for my wife with flowers, a candlelit dinner, and tickets to a broadway show. The flowers arrived dead, the dinner sucked, and my wife hated the show. Afterwards, I tried to be intimate, but apparently I smelled like a shart trapped in a pant leg. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, I thought I would be cute for my one year anniversary with my girlfriend, so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML
Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML
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lifebarelyeffed 0
then good thing she's your ex
Remegy 3
''romantic dinner? hell no, we're going to Wendy's''
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Comments (136)
Julietiloveyou 0
Well maybe he really liked his ex. What like none of you have ever dated the same person twice! Although I really think it's about opinon. Some people like cheesy some don't. She does sound like a biiitch thought. She could been more thoughful!
jmeg_fml 0
i'm sorry. :( but maybe it's better that you two aren't together anyway.
dogtime 0
she sounds like a keeper
annamg 0
What a bitch. Most women would love a man to be that thoughtful.
melzilla 0
either this is fake or she is really not right for you
Bullshet 0
What a bitch. Why are you trying to win someone like that back?
shnibz101 0
Betch
missmarley93 1
omg aww that sucks, fyl. you can do better, she doesn't deserve a nice guy like youu!
shnibz101 0
And you were like "Well it is, so to bad Betch"!
Spicemelon17 0
hahaha!
suckmyrocket 0
Forget that bitch. That's a red flag right there. Find someone who will enjoy whatever you do for them.