Today, my car is still in the shop, so I asked my psycho brother to drive me to the mall. He sped up to nearly 20 km/h over the speed limit, so I shouted for him to stop before he got us both killed. He hit the brakes in the middle of an intersection, and wouldn't move again until I got out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, my car wouldn't start, so I had to wait for AAA. Then, hurrying to pick up my brother, I got a $161 speeding ticket. Twenty minutes later, I got a call from him saying he didn't need a ride anymore. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, my husband sped my car up to 80 in a 30, and almost crashed, which would have killed us both. What did I do to set him off? I played a song he didn't like. FML
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML
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mikepzz 27
20 km/h over the speed limit and you're freaking out? ydi for being an annoying backseat driver
loserboii 11
If he's your older brother he's doing it right.
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Comments (53)
TomPusslicker 21
I would have stayed in the car, he is stopped in the middle of the intersection...I would have been interested to see how THAT played out.
raven1911 3
just throwing this out but he was probably only doing it to scare you if you stop freaking out he will most likely loss interest and find some other way to make you scream like a girl
FlashBurn 13
Well, you would probably have a heart attack if someone you rode with played, "Double the Limit". It's only dangerous at 50+ though. If you're not texting like a freaking moron while driving. Also, look up Rally Cross! THAT is how to learn to drive!
88vivera 9
Yeah he is psycho
pop7467 7
Well even though I would be annoyed with OP I wouldn't stop in the middle of an intersection...unless she was like this all the time or something
alfred07 18
I probably would have gotten out but unless I was in a hurry I imagine I would have taken y time
Zanquis 22
OMG, Almost 20km/u, so less then that, most likely not even 15km/u, so not even 10mph and you start shouting? You are the psycho here. Yes speed limits are there for a reason but shooting to the driver is more dangerous then this speeding. Where the speed limit is 50km/u most people drive 60km/u my guess is he is just going with or just a little ahead of the flow and you are a scared wuzz who should not be driving, yes driving is serious but not for scared people also
katties 27
I think it all depends on where you are, but most of the places around where I live the roads aren't straight and it's just dangerous to drive very fast here - either for your own sake or for the sake of other. 10 km over is totally fine most of the time, but not "almost 20". It also depends on the weather a lot.
kiwienne 21
"So I had ask"? shouldn't it be "asked"/"to ask" or am I totally off, since no one else pointed it out? I've noticed you appreciate when people point mistakes out on other fml posts.. :)
razbery_nerd 4
Haha, thats how my sister drives.. But I personally think its fun! Next time just close your eyes, relax, and act like youre on a ride!