Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I completely lost it when I found out my mom was driving around with my 20-month-old daughter not sat in a car seat. She told me I was overreacting, and that everything was fine since she “prayed for a safe journey.” FML
Today, I went to pick up my goddaughter while her mother went to work. She was being fussy, and I was surprised when she was quiet in the car; I just figured she'd fallen asleep. I got to my house and realized I'd never put her in my car, she was still sitting in my friend's driveway. FML
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML
Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML
Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
Today, my kid threw a fit on our way home, wanting me to stop and call grandma. Why? Because she was convinced I was going to wreck the car, and grandma is a good driver who won't crash. When we got home, she stopped fussing, said, "Thank god, we're home," ran up to grandpa and said, "Mom's a scary driver." She's 3. FML
Today, I realized that my five-year-old daughters are deranged psychopaths, when one of them started screaming to get my attention while the other pulled the car door shut on my fingers. FML
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opnionation 5
That's impressive.
iAlissa 34
You have an escape artist on your hands!
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Comments (63)
Trent100 0
Out of all stories in all of FML history, this one is the most boring - no one cares
Nvjds 12
wow this is a stupid fml
molliciousj 19
I think the next Paranormal Activity is in the making at your house...
justtheotherguy 12
Well you need a caregiver for your baby whenever she would travel
BeeHMC 9
My older sister used to do this when we were little! My mom even go pulled over by a cop once and she had no idea my sister had even gotten out.
elcee1987 18
This exact same thing happened to my mom when I was little. She got pulled over because I guess I was waving from the back window of the van. She didn't even know I had gotten there.
Felivi 9
That's when you pull over and take her out and give her a swift smack (on the butt of course). :P If I had done that once, that'd be the end of it.
bradopotato 5
Duct tape maybe?
EmmaMK 35
Mine did the same (car seat was fitted correctly). She would use the corner of a hard book to push down on the buckle. I put a box of soft books, colouring pencils, games etc. next to her (and gave her slightly bigger sister two treats for them to have on longer trips if she helped.
Xotoolyxo 16
You should've had a talk with her and tried to compromise
nighttskies 4
If you have her buckled in properly and everything, she shouldn't be able to do this...