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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Risky move
Today, my fiancé, the love of my life, informed me that he proposed because he was sure I'd say no. He was hoping it would lead to our breakup. FML
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Mirorbo 27
*facepalm* Why do people have to perform the run-around rather than just cutting to the chase? Seriously, it only causes more problems.
brettj69 0
damn that sucks FYL
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brettj69 0
damn that sucks FYL
NYC_Yoshi 3
What kinda pussy of a man does that? Trust me when I say you don't want him.
PurpleRae420 0
Well now you can breakup with him and tell him to shove that ring up his ass
bambootay 0
I know what a coward!
icecreamdriveby 5
It doesn't mention it, but why would he buy a ring in hopes of her turning down the proposal? It doesn't make sense, even if he was sure she'd say no, why risk it?
babybatman 0
because then he can hold on to it and save it for when he actually wants to propose to someone else !
Alicia17C 2
he probably bought the ring a while ago and used it to end his other relationships too, but this time it didn't work...
chuckychan 8
holy shit i was the 6000th person to click your life sucks button but ydi
FarSide 23
So what do the guys who hate your miserable fu*king guts say to you?
minecraft_fml 4
for him
minecraft_fml 4
^ continuing 1's comment
lilhedz 0
hahahaha
ciarafox9 9
that sucks but you have to admit.. it was quite the plan!
Mommytocoby7711 0
Awww =/
gwadafiesta_fml 2
Yes indead, machiavellian much?
denbeste 3
Machiavelli was an nice and awesome guy. Learn your history.
QuirkyCorgiLove 8
Well it would have been quite a plan if it worked anyhow:P
Jujunut 4
Did this work?
Erato_fml 6
They're engaged, so i'm going to take a wild guess and say she said yes to his proposal... so no, it didn't.
jvfelicio 13
ummm its her fiance idiot
frodoman 13
Some people lol. So what's new with you 7?
VinegarStrokes 0
Yeah 7, how's life been treating you?
VinegarStrokes 0
You ****** mook, Frodo.
Erato_fml 6
Pretty good, actually. Thanks for asking.
mylifesok1234 0
how do I send PM's??
TripOnShoelaces 0
Kay kids. It's a girl on the Internet. And yes, she owns a ******. You can calm down now.
MasterL 3
damn....thats rlly messed up : (
Flutist 3
REALLY, It is really messed up. Omg, it's two extra letters. It won't hurt you to put vowels in your words. It is good for you. I promise.
Bakayarou_fml 0
#20 relax, nt mny ppl gv a crp so y bthr?
fmlallthetyme 23
Oh my god! It's four extra letters. It won't hurt you to not abbreviate. Don't criticize about something you do, hypocrite, rlly is an abbreviation just like omg. It is good for you. Maybe.
smileywondur10 0
40 I'm pretty sure 38 was doing it just to piss you off.. why would you worry about that? god.
babyydolly 0
55 I think 40 was talking to 20. I may be wrong tho.
cgchamp89 7
56 was talking to 55 who was talking to 40 because 38 said what she said to 20...
notimaginary 7
I was thinking the exact same thing #20!
lilhedz 0
40 was talking to 20 because 20 said omg.....
Mirorbo 27
*facepalm* Why do people have to perform the run-around rather than just cutting to the chase? Seriously, it only causes more problems.
Lasagnaa 24
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
iLazy 0
I know no ring is directly involves in this FML but... OP are you suffer-ring?
agaba 0
haha thoes are punny
leequiroga 5
Her (ex)-fiancé is so unca-ring.
jackiemoonthepro 5
damn, that sucks. if you had said no there wouldn't be a problem here
moshimoshi1993 8
If he was man enough to break it off instead of stringing the poor girl along, then there wouldn't be a problem. But apparently he's a pussy so here we are.
thehoneybadger 10
Wow. At least you found out before you married him. He sounds like a total dickbag.
DjeePee 25
And the 'Who is the biggest jerk of the week?'-price goes to.....OP's fiance! Congratulations!
JapMASTER5000 0
he's a keeper!