Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the hallway when I stepped in an ice cold pile of cat vomit. I was barefoot. FML
Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML
Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I woke up after going to a rave with some friends. I got very nauseous and sat down behind a garbage bin outside to puke. I sat directly on fresh pee. About an hour later, I sat down on a toilet seat also covered in pee. I forgot to shower when I got home. FML
Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
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xXDubbleChic 11
that is beyond gross
Doortje 30
Eww, that's gross! But at least you didn't ruin a good pair of shoes.
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Comments (78)
cldean24 4
Do you not have trash bags or even a grocery bag in your dorm?
dasfro 2
at least it wasnt shit.
ColdPenguin 0
thanks for sharing your experience
DrewBernadette 0
mb
catkat1988 17
Being a frequent migraine sufferer myself, I've been in a few shitty situations of this kind, too (migraine on an all-nature campsite in Sweden, migraine in a summer house with all my drunken high school class mates who didn't understand the issue and refused to believe I wasn't just drunk) but I think this one really does take the cake. Eewww! Maybe you should keep some plastic bags or a tight trash can in your room in case you need to throw up again and don't feel like leaving the room and go to a super nasty bathroom, or at the very least always have a pair of slippers ready.
zach055 23
Why didn't you just puke in a trash can? I don't get migraines, but when i feel like I'm about to barf for any reason, I head for the trashcan.
iluvpink10 0
you should have started twitching I found a dead turkey outside want to lick my lolli?
redark 0
haha that sucks ive gotten that twice in one month but i got me a house
zomglol 3
At least you didn't get puke on your shoes. ;]
deeshade 0
Wtf is up w the English diet that u guys r All shiiting ur pants or vomitting???? Eat a ******* sAlad for god's sake!!