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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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Comments (522)
MATA74 0
that's ridiculous! she must be cheating on you!
Jj11_fml 0
How many points to sleep with another woman?? Stupid wife!!!
multiplex55 0
that's dumb, man up and tell her whats what.
ladouche182 0
how many points for a ********?^_^
scramron 2
she is a bitch. ask her how many points to bang some other chick
MetalLetteRaver 0
yeah. and he'd be the one ******* off. lol.
Maht_fml 0
Women have no say; do whatever you want.
Herboski1315 0
Agreed.
ash_smash 0
Rude.
cudgel1023 0
Sounds like revenge for playing too many video games to me.
rockitboy246 0
how many points are u at now?