Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML
Today, I wanted to call my mom to ask for advice but called my boss instead. I panicked and ended up talking about weekend plans like nothing was wrong. She now knows way too much about my personal life. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "Babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "Babe." FML
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, for some unknown reason, I called my boss "Mum" at the end of a meeting. She paused, smiled, and said, "Aww, love you too, kiddo." The rest of the team in the room lost it. FML
Today, one of my coworkers decided it'd be funny to tell our boss that I made creepy comments about his teenage daughter. The worst part is that the aforementioned lying coworker is my mother. I wish I was joking. FML
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML
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Top comments
laaryssa 21
I think that's a pretty great reaction on her part
flufee2 27
Lol at least you don't have one of those strict serious bosses
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Comments (40)
MrDonSalvetti 27
Trolling the employee like a boss!
valentinov 15
:)) Your comment rulez man! Ha-ha, ha... :))
trellz17 19
I'm sure she was kidding, but that's kind of harsh.
Joshery 14
Haha at least your boss has a sense of humor
Sports_guy3 28
Just go along with it.
weveallbeenthere 30
funny boss, so much better than a bitch. tell "mom" you need a raise to live better.
DenverTyrrell 13
Aww it's just like in school with the teacher but worse
ThatsABitch 4
That is messed up. Time to give HER up for adoption and find a new job where you are appreciated.
AngelOwl3 3
But jokes are supposed to be funny....
JodogX13 13
Well then shoot she's saying she runs a failure company
Sakuraashita 15
Oh, gosh darn, I misspoke and my boss has a sense of humor, FML.