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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was surprised to learn that I could carry on intelligent conversations about basketball with my guy friends. Then I realized it was because my boyfriend insists on watching ESPN while we have sex. FML
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CassT 0
I guess he likes big , bouncing balls too, huh?
Four 0
Boyfriend: "WHO'S BETTER, LAKERS OR NUGGETS?!" Girlfriend: "NEITHER, IT'S BASKETBALL!!!" Boyfriend: "YYEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH I'VE TAUGHT YOU SO WELLLL!!!" *hump hump hump*
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aback 5
So start reading a book or magazine every time you have sex with him.
pocketrockets 0
I think he needs to be fair and you guys should just switch off on who gets to do what while your doing your business
mellowyellowww 0
pfft that's nothin i've had sex with the GOLDEN GIRLS on tv
jesusjr 0
It's the playoffs! If this goes on during the regular season, i suggest you put a stop to it, but again, it's playoff time.
nomo_fml 0
You need a new boyfriend.
joe8807 0
Looks like your boyfriend gets off better when he's watching sweaty dudes. Wow. he's probably gay... If not and if he wants to watch TV while having sex you should probably work on getting better at sex. No guy would care about watching tv during good sex.
mcortez77 0
he needs sweaty guys to keep it hard. break up with him and give him my number ;D
lmmmr 0
#30- You're stupid. Girls are perfectly capable of multitasking, they just have enough respect for the intimacy of sex to know that it's not the time or the place. You fail.
shmaller 0
High five for that guy!
Weil 0
ESPN? How someone can get off while watching that shit is a mystery to me.