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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was surprised to learn that I could carry on intelligent conversations about basketball with my guy friends. Then I realized it was because my boyfriend insists on watching ESPN while we have sex. FML
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CassT 0
I guess he likes big , bouncing balls too, huh?
Four 0
Boyfriend: "WHO'S BETTER, LAKERS OR NUGGETS?!" Girlfriend: "NEITHER, IT'S BASKETBALL!!!" Boyfriend: "YYEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH I'VE TAUGHT YOU SO WELLLL!!!" *hump hump hump*
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cmillertime7 0
#30 you truly are ridiculous. "Intelligent" and "basketball" is not an appropriate word combination. Maybe you meant "coherent conversation about basketball."
DONTbEMO 0
I inisist on watching HOUSE during sex!
wbrycem 0
Lol @ 52, same here
24788 7
ESPN is an amazing show.
dips200 0
#56 - it's a network... You fail. Big time. #50 - You seem like the type that needs to "make love" all of the time. Sometimes people need to do dirty things to each other. Like bang while watching TV.
pete275 0
so now you know what it's like to be in an orgy
TBD3 0
Maybe he watches ESPN to distract himself so that he can last longer...
123_asdfghjkl 0
Any conversation involving basketball could not possibly be intelligent.
Micahs_life 0
You completely deseerve that one! I mean comm'on! Get a backbone and with hold "the deed" until he turns the T.V. off!
atomicmrpelly 2
Why don't you insist on having sex while one of his (hotter) male friends is there... also having sex. Then tell everyone at school that they are gay >:-)