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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was surprised to learn that I could carry on intelligent conversations about basketball with my guy friends. Then I realized it was because my boyfriend insists on watching ESPN while we have sex. FML
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CassT 0
I guess he likes big , bouncing balls too, huh?
Four 0
Boyfriend: "WHO'S BETTER, LAKERS OR NUGGETS?!" Girlfriend: "NEITHER, IT'S BASKETBALL!!!" Boyfriend: "YYEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH I'VE TAUGHT YOU SO WELLLL!!!" *hump hump hump*
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lol9090 0
Maybe if you werent so damn loud we men wouldnt have to drown out your sounds so our neighboors and room mates dont think we are watching **** all the time
imajinethat 0
That's hilarious, but YDI for watching basketball. If you're going to watch a sport, watch a sport.
strawberry_78 0
FYL...but it's fixable...NO TV DURING SEX!!!
Victoria2103 0
Sounds like he did you a favour. :P
punkazzneon 0
Get a new boyfriend. Not because he likes to watch sports during sex, but because sex isn't interesting enough to keep YOUR attention from the tv.
Niasyn 0
Since he doesn't pay attention during sex, you don't either? Must be the most boring bedroom in the world.
1OBSESSION 0
Please dump him. Thats is disgusting that he'd want to watch TV while having sex with you. And you are okay with the neglect that he's giving you? =T
Blind_Ninja 0
Is it me or are girls just incapable of multitasking while having sex? I've always thought girls were supposed to be the masters of multitasking, but they seem to always fail where I can succeed. That includes being able to focus on having sex and watching TV. When I was having sex with the last girl I was with, we had left the TV on just because it was already on when we started, she wouldn't understand when I'd appear to randomly start laughing until I mentioned to her something the movie that we were watching was funny. I can focus on sex while also focusing on what's going on around me.
bnwranbo 2
#2 that was great... seriously though, he should probably be paying attention to YOU during sex...
deaditegirl 0
Do either of you pay attention to sex during sex? You must both be pretty lame in bed. YDI for putting up with that. It's cool that you can carry on a conversation about sports and all, but seriously.