Today, I was working at my retail job. A customer stopped me on my way to break saying "someone" had broken a snow globe. She showed me where it was and I cleaned it up with her circling me. I finished and put the cleaning supplies away when I heard a 'crash' as the same woman dropped another snow globe. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, while working at Walmart, I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of my eye, so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case, and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer who, just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML
Today, at my retail job, I was trying to get a large amount of cardboard to the trash and had a short path to maneuver through displays and customers. As I'm coming down the aisle, a customer sees me and stops to look at a coffee cup display, directly in my path. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I had a shift at my job at a grocery store that was full of rude and impatient customers. Someone dropped a bottle of wine and it shattered next to me. I found a half-eaten packet of sushi behind some magazines. The scale on another register broke. "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette played on the store radio at the end. FML
Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML
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noshitsherlock 0
That sucks. I HATED working retail (part time). RUDE, STUPID people, and you don't even get tipped. Or morons who can't read, "But the sign says..." NO, it DOESN'T, go learn how to read. Geez, the general public is so stupid.
eightroses 0
Wow. I hope she was made to pay for the ones she broke. :/
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Comments (131)
akiro525 3
what a bitch, i hate working in reatil.
yaktazuki 0
This is my favorite FML
shs22basketball 0
what a bitch!!! punch her in da face
ydi_ruuc 0
This made me want to work retail so I can see a bunch of idiots
GiraffeAquarium 7
I promise that any interest you have will quickly fade in to bitter hatred.
tdog_ossim 0
is it me or is this the only fml without a comma after today
iBiteRoses 22
Yeah that's pretty much you. There's a comma.
smashgrab 0
Smash that bitches face into the broken glass so she remembers to not be a bitch!
tuyetnhung95 3
I would kick her out :/ that's annoying....
iBiteRoses 22
This is one of the oddest FML's I've read on here... I don't know why, but it is.
1030295 6
She's a bitch..
dreamsneverfall 8
I'm pretty sure it's a law that if you break it, you pay for it. Maybe I'm wrong, I probably am.
sprinkesrdelish 5
that's when you charge her for it