Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML
Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML
Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML
Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML
Today, my house caught fire right before I was supposed to present a school project. My teacher told me to, "just suck it up and do it anyway." FML
Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML
Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML
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Top comments
Soxfan19 0
That sucks! But at least you got out of class early!!
Syn_fml 0
You dumbass.
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painandpeace 0
Excuse me, what does evacute mean? I know what EVACUATE means. But, evacute....
Deenz 0
Next time, I give you an extinguisher in front of a dude who is about to smoke. I'll see what happens.
itstrue23 0
I can attest that the OPs story is true. I was in the class next door and I had heard stories about her teacher. So she can't really be blamed!!
AlacritousApathy 0
The OP is my hero for putting ETHS in FML, seriously.
legendofdon 0
YDI for being stupid.
definatelywierd 0
an itchy extinguisher finger can ruin anyone's day. next time you think you'll extinguish prematurely, try Patience/Observation. You're in a damn science class afte
noni_4 0
Wow, this has literally made my day - so funny =)
maddog_fml 0
Hahaha, love this one! +10 for the OP!
godyourethick 0
This sort of shit annoys me so much. Don't be so ******* jumpy, moron. You probably sit about, jumping in terror and knocking things over/crashing cars/dropping expensive things into water whenever your phone rings, and whine about it on FML later.
lesbee 0
Chill out, dude. Some kid screwed up at school and her "friends" posted it up on FML pretending to be her to make her feel like shit.
dakorok 6
nope, this is directly from the person who did this.