Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "LMAO" out loud at his friend's joke. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I had a job interview that I had spent hours preparing for it. When I arrived, the interviewer told me the position had been filled already and they forgot to notify me. I wasted a whole fucking day for nothing. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The night before, I'd noticed a small pimple forming on my chin and did everything I could to make it go away. During the interview, I couldn’t focus on anything except the giant pimple that had sprouted on my forehead. I spent the entire time trying to keep my fringe in front of it. FML
Today, I had a Skype interview for a wonderful new job. I was calm, cool and ready to land it. But just like in a bad movie, the interviewer ended up being the creepy guy I turned down repeatedly in high school and in our 20s. He smirked and told me I could continue, but it would be pointless. FML
Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML
Today, I had an admissions interview at my dream college. I spent hours practicing questions and picking the perfect outfit. It was not until after the interview that I realized I'd scratched a pimple while waiting, and my forehead had been smeared with blood the entire time. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I never applied for the job, they'd sought me out, had a phone interview, and sent samples, all before the face-to-face interview. Turns out none of the people I met with had even read my resume or writing samples. I was told I might not be a good fit. FML
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IndigoArkanian 4
Slytherin
iloveandy143 7
" Pimple-faced teen." hahaha. At least he didn't ask whether you were team Edward or Jacob.
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Comments (174)
DQLouise 10
What house did you tell him? I'm a proud Slytherin
arduousRainbow 1
"Ravenclaw! Hell naw!"
rockerlove2013 6
Ravenclaw!!! All the way
rivaraven 35
What, I'd be happy!! I'm a proud Ravenclaw!
anyav3 13
What kind of job is run by a "pimple faced teen" that requires hours of preparing for an interview?
kitkatkit 4
Ravenclaw is the answer to that question. Saying Gryffindor means you're a kiss ass, Slytherin means you're up to no good, and Hufflepuff means you're lazy. I hope you said Ravenclaw!
julia62442 9
Gryffindor means you're a kiss ass? Fred and George. Slytherin means you're up to no good? Snape. Hufflepuff means you're lazy? Tonks. Those are just a few examples to prove you wrong.
yololol_fml 0
Gryffindor
toriarawr 9
I don't consider this an fml it's rather funny and should be posted on mlia!!!! .
blink_kid 32
There is no question more important. I hope you said Gryffindor.
BRITISON 2
Sounds like google......