Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "LMAO" out loud at his friend's joke. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I had a job interview that I had spent hours preparing for it. When I arrived, the interviewer told me the position had been filled already and they forgot to notify me. I wasted a whole fucking day for nothing. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The night before, I'd noticed a small pimple forming on my chin and did everything I could to make it go away. During the interview, I couldn’t focus on anything except the giant pimple that had sprouted on my forehead. I spent the entire time trying to keep my fringe in front of it. FML
Today, I had a Skype interview for a wonderful new job. I was calm, cool and ready to land it. But just like in a bad movie, the interviewer ended up being the creepy guy I turned down repeatedly in high school and in our 20s. He smirked and told me I could continue, but it would be pointless. FML
Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML
Today, I had an admissions interview at my dream college. I spent hours practicing questions and picking the perfect outfit. It was not until after the interview that I realized I'd scratched a pimple while waiting, and my forehead had been smeared with blood the entire time. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I never applied for the job, they'd sought me out, had a phone interview, and sent samples, all before the face-to-face interview. Turns out none of the people I met with had even read my resume or writing samples. I was told I might not be a good fit. FML
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IndigoArkanian 4
Slytherin
iloveandy143 7
" Pimple-faced teen." hahaha. At least he didn't ask whether you were team Edward or Jacob.
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projudy 9
So what did you say? Haha im joking..im guessing that you didn't get the job?
Gdude98 0
Well which is it?
Locoluis 15
I only hire Ravenclaws. Muggles don't even get an interview.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
What if he/she's a squib?
GryffinClaw 1
And that's when you go into elaborate detail about how all the houses overlap and how your a cross of the houses... Gryffinclaw with a hint of Slytherin for me :p Just don't say Hufflepuff..
mirandom24 10
You can tell a lot about a person from the house they're in.
ambino95 3
why are you complaining. sounds like a great interview.
Evath 7
And your answer was.....?
EpicClouds 0
I'm more of a Hufflepuff person myself.
Nemle22 4
Can get a lot of information off that question. It was creative.
XSarahXSlytherin 7
I'm a little sick of all the Slytherin hate. I made an account just to comment on this. Us Slytherins are not all evil. We're ambitious, that's our main trait. Slytherin is to help you on your way to greatness. Think all Slytherins are evil? Look at Horace Slughorn. Come on, how evil was Slughorn? Just because some Slytherins get too power hungry doesn't mean we're all Voldemort and Death Eaters.
rockerlove2013 6
Slughorn was an idiot he helped Voldamort with gaing power so I blame Slughorn. Yes it does mean that you WOULD end up as a death eater cause the parents that raised you is likely to be a death eater or just plain crazy
myriane_fml 5
So, let me get this straight, you created an account on this site just to bitch about Hogwarts Houses? Man, you need to get a life.
echo_of_shadows 14
"Us" Slytherins? Dude. You can't belong to something that doesn't exist. Learn to reality.