Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later for "paying attention to my phone" while driving. FML
Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML
Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML
Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML
Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
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Top comments
Leon_S_Kennedy 0
Not really a FML. more like my dad's a ******* moron
Ligerie 0
fyl, and he deserves it! Hope he learned a lesson and that your okay.
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Comments (71)
scateice 0
Wow. What a ******* hyprocite. Report his ass to the police.
GriefBacon 0
F his life, not yours.
agexofxaquarius 2
Ugh, my mom does talks on the phone while driving all the time, despite the fact that she yells at other people for doing it. We haven't had any problems yet, but it scares the shit out of me whenever she does it.
123man 11
I know the family. While the dad was being a hypocrite, the accident would have happened whether he was on the phone or not.
Sum_Dum_Bum 0
Isn't this more of a FHL?
BikerMike 0
what a dumb ass ignorant dick head
yardsgreen 0
This isn't an FML. This is an IMMD.
Rhythm_Man 0
what's IMMD?
i_got_it 0
Ew.. You sound like the annoying person that always tell people when they're doing something wrong and just wants to be right about everything. OP needs to start smoking some weed, ASAP.
nonynony 0
Sorry? This isn't a school project or something. This is a CAR ACCIDENT. Can you seriously not differentiate between "wanting to be right" and "not wanting to die/kill someone else"? Grow up.
railfan_fml 0
nice username brave_sir_robin. one of my all time favorite scenes is when sir robin rides into the pretty, bright forest getting all freaked out in spite of that, because his minstrels are singing gory songs. xD
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"He was not at the least bit scared to get mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away and his limbs are hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin!"
oc3anxeyes 0
i don't know why this is an fml, you WIN. haha