Today, I tried using hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, during my meeting with manager, I found out that my coworkers think that I stink. I literally shower every day and use deodorant and perfume. Am I doing something wrong? FML
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
Today, I felt sick at work and tried to run to the bathroom with my hand covering my mouth, but saw a garbage can and removed my hand to let it loose. I forgot to remove my mask. FML
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
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Top comments
glittercookies 12
Go to the bathroom. Take off your shirt. Wash under your arms with the hand soap.
griffins33 4
Deodorant maybe?
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Comments (88)
asherm 15
Next time you use restroom, come out rubbing hand sanitizer on hands. He'll see that you use it... Oh and buy deodorant
pogue36 5
Salt and water will kill the bacteria, which should kill the smell.
Austyn57 1
go to walli world and buy sum deo for your bo
blondecat 6
Little thing called deoderant?
betterdaysahead 14
seek out a friend to let you stay till you can get on your feet no one should have go through that and your mother is wrong sorry op.
TurquoiseJesus 15
I think someone is on the wrong fml. I wonder who it could be...
CustardAndPie 13
Wrong FML, #65?
KatKat23 9
You should take deodorant with you to work
stitesy29 18
Hand sanitizer smells terrible alone
mpalmiter 0
Maybe OP has a medical issue that makes him smelly. I knew a girl that had that problem and the only thing that helped was a diet change. Good luck OP and I hope you have a job to go back to.
vorspiel 17
Perhaps, instead of hand sanitiser (note the word HAND), you could get in the shower and use what I usually call 'shower gel' or 'soap'. Also, always carry emergency deodorant if you get a bit whiffy during work!
jessicadavis374 6
I hope it burned like hell bc you're an idiot.