Today, I was told that I was no longer being considered for the Prison Officer job I have been interviewed for, because a social media check showed I had liked a picture of drugs, so my character is inappropriate. I thought it was a picture of candy. I've never even tried weed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML
Today, I had to resign from my job because I tested positive for drugs. I've never taken drugs. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, I'm a proud non drug user, but I trusted an oat cookie at my brother's birthday, which was loaded with pot. Tomorrow is our mandatory drug screening at work, my job is government based, and I worked my ass off to get it. Anyone who tests positive or misses the test is sacked immediately. FML
Today, I was no longer being considered for the counselor position at a prestigious university because of a social media check. It wasn’t anything on my profile, it was comments I'd made on public posts, laced with profanity and insults towards other commenters. There goes my Christmas. FML
Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML
Today, I received an e-mail telling me the job offer I got last week was rescinded. Apparently, the memes I share on my Instagram page are "tasteless" and don’t fit the company’s values. I forgot my profile is public. FML
Today, I told the coworker who sits next to me that I don't smoke weed anymore, after she brought a spliff to work. I then got called into the directors' boardroom to receive a warning for smelling like marijuana at work. I was only allowed one more warning before they were due to fire me. FML
Today, I went to a big job interview. Everything went well at first, with the interviewer being impressed by my CV. I was then interrogated over not having a Facebook account, and practically accused of being a criminal, because people without them "always have something to hide". FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
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SecundusSecunda 27
If you're that innocent, it's probably for the best that you don't work in a prison, OP
Lilo4life 26
How do you mix up weed and candy? And why like a picture of candy??
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Comments (41)
boredgirl_02 14
That's why you don't put shit on fb...and keep what you do have private!
sam6691 13
U live in the uk. It's sweets not candy.
Aethereal 14
Prison setting != browsing random internet pictures out of boredom setting.
umirin534 12
One if the many many many and many reasons to shit on social media.
BarryMcCockiner 5
And the president didn't inhale his weed either
lantz4levi 19
Public and private don't mean anything for business ran by state or government. They can look at anything they want. They bypass the private crap just like it's not even there
spify231 8
And that, OP, is why you should always check your privacy settings on social media.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How do you mistake drugs for candy? First Tide Pods, now this.