Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafe I realized there were two stickers on my back that read: "Don't touch my no-no square" and "I wear diapers." I make food with my back to customers all day and I walk through the seating area delivering food. No one said anything. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML
Today, I was doing my first shift waitressing in a café. Not an hour in, I'd already spilt tea over somebody and dropped two whole meals. Looks like this won't last much longer. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML
Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
I'm sorry to hear that your genitals are shaped like a square.
glockjaw 0
Lmao! I eat dicks!
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mirandahclare_fml 0
I too, don't appreciate square-touching and yes, i wear diapers as well.
imauledatroll 0
Haha... 'the heck.. Seriously; laugh at it, look at it as a funny variation in your everyday life. The customers probably had a good time, most likely increasing their like-ness of the particular café. -_- (naaah... probably not, but you've got to consider the possibillity! :D )
Savanni 1
.... i havent even started my Ochem work and its already deep in there...
Savanni 1
#13... thats because you dont need WORDS also, that isn't bad. You just have to learn how to play things off cooly... Thus insult turned anti-coplanar on that C=C double bond joke of life
Dimaranien 1
nice. we wear the chiquita banana stickers on our nametags during our shifts. they usually say suggestive things. lol. wear your stickers with pride. embarrassing? sure. but still a good opportunity for revenge.
AAAcheetahgrl 0
HAHAHA. I love #41. Ive heard that rhyme before. its hilarious!! This is def. a FML...so funny!
jen_kay 0
LOLOLOLOLOL!
xkillxnicx 0
best (:
turgenev_fml 0
That's harassment, file a complaint. If it keeps happening you can sue the hell out of them, and never have to work again.
elliekinslurvsya 0
if a coworker you get on well with did that i hope you laughed, cuz that's pretty funny lol if it was someone you don't get along with...kick their ass!! heh heh >:D