Today, I met with an important client to talk about his stake in the company. The guy was at least 80 years old. After taking care of business, we spoke about my final year at the company. As he got up to leave he said, "Good luck in your final year." Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML
Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML
Today, I was finishing up an internship so while driving past the other interns I said, "Bye losers!" as a joke. It turns out that the CEO was with them and fully heard me yell that. FML
Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow! Love you!" FML
Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML
Today, my psychiatrist said, "Well, good luck." at the end of my appointment. FML
Today, after work, I was saying goodbye to my last remaining friend I worked with because she was going to be leaving for college. My manager saw me talking and made me clock back in and work, because, "If you have time to talk, you have time to work." FML
Today, at work, I cashed out a sweet old lady. As I handed her the bag, she looked at me kindly and said, "Don’t worry sweetie. It'll get better," to which I responded, "What will get better?" She smiled at me and said, "Your face." FML
Today, I had an interview. Another applicant shook my hand, saying, "May the better man win." I smirked and said, "Thanks, I plan to." I turned and saw the interviewer. He definitely heard. FML
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Top comments
bob1124 0
Eh...I mean it was obviously just a slipup. We really need a "your life really isn't that ******" button.
Indiana_fml 4
Ouch! That reminds me of: When was younger I hated going to weddings… my aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me "You're next." They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals...
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Comments (70)
Knockyoudown 0
LMAO thats hilarious
shewasalmost18 0
well if this ends up being his last year, at least you know you are a psychic wizard
iowagirl1997 0
Maybe choose your words more carefully next time?
angorashi 0
Hope he understands. This sort of slip id easy to make.
skiBOAT 0
I got this after like 4 seconds. LMAO. I'm sure he understood that you didn't mean to offend him. FYL though.
spacetaco 0
Maybe he hasn't retired from his job and ironically still has a job and he has a possibility of being fired? Ah, well, FYL.
shuhead24 0
He totally didn't hear you...
moutz_fml 0
oh he heard it :(
xOpheliacx 0
is it just me or was this the first time that the OP actually replied to a comment? =o First time that I've noticed, anyway. No worries, moutz. I'm sure that the man has done that at least once in all his eighty years, and understood. Probably.
irrelevantxx 0
Bahaha
Geist_fml 0
time to invest in another company.
ozymandias_fml 0
B-R-I-V-O-L-B-N, the number 7,the letter Q (pronounced Brian) Regan wants his joke back.
SunlightVeins 0
I was thinking the same thing.