Today, my boss walked in and said something I didn't quite hear, but my co-worker chuckled so to be polite, I laughed with him. They gave me some weird looks. My boss was actually talking about his wife's tumor and my co-worker was coughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, at work, whilst on hold with an important client, I said to my co-workers, "Fucking hell, this woman sounds high as a kite." I heard a cough on the other end of the phone. All calls are recorded. FML
Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML
Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML
Today, I walked into the office bathroom and saw my manager in tears. I tried to comfort her and gave her a hug. Turns out, she wasn’t crying, she was having a sneezing fit, and looked horrified at my sympathy hug. FML
Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML
Today, I mistook a coworker’s laughter for choking and performed the Heimlich maneuver on them in the break room. They weren’t choking, but now they’re afraid to laugh near me. FML
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glitter354 0
Damn...next time just say "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you." There really is no good way to let your boss know what happened. So, FYL and YDI.
Perksofbeingawal 0
Omg that's awful. I've been in that position one too many times... :/
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Comments (64)
Sammara 0
Ugh, I feel for you. I have a disorder that sometimes affects my aural processing and sometimes you just have to smile and nod to survive. That said, when it's a boss talking, it's really essential that you ask them to repeat things. ("I'm sorry, I missed that. Do you mind repeating?") This time you missed a personal story (albeit a sad one), but next time it could be an instruction that could make or break your chances at a promotion, or even put your job in jeopardy.
iR0ckSkinnys 3
Seems just like something I would do,I have know idea why but when other people laugh,I start cracking up and laughing too.I don't even have to know them or know what they are laughing at.Laughings Contagious:D
claiiire_fml 17
YDI for trying to fit in and look cool in a conversation you didn't even belong in.
Sparx1_1 16
Only a complete moron would laugh just to "fit in". All it ever accomplishes is to make you look like an utter moron. YDI
deltako_isgee 0
Hmmmm... I don't see how you confused a cough for a laugh? Like was he smiling when he coughed? Jesh your a smart one ^-^
agirlnamedlogan 5
YDI for not getting your ears checked regularly.
MeredithPompeo 0
lol I would have done the same thing op.
bassdredd 2
hahahahaha one of the few FMLs I actually LOL'd at hahaha
Ikz_Hustler 9
Next time make a straight face...you can't go wrong with a straight face :|
Brina1 0
That sucks