Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. They shouted "Surprise!" as I walked into the room. In pure shock, I dropped the groceries I was holding, including a bottle of wine, which shattered. I spent the first 10 or so minutes of my party cleaning red wine and glass off the floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML
Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
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phillip1337 0
WTF? get new friends ASAP
0___0 9
I agree with #2. What a wonderful gift ~_~ I would be *pissed*.
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Kat_Kooteh24 0
You've got some really cruddy friends. For a birthday gift to yourself, go out and make some new ones.
sameoldsameold 0
your friends suck at life and failed out of remedial.
Rhymenocerous 0
I think your friends are hilarious. I mean, who pulls the bucket trick, let alone with urine...
maddog_fml 0
Like the rest: You need new friends. Happy birthday anyway!!
rocker_girl_45 0
thats f'ed
dmsheldon87 0
that means that all your friends peed in a bucket just to pull this prank... that's commitment to the cause, dude.
samannham 0
if you knew your friends prank you, why'd you walk into an empty room where your friends just watched you...YDI
meetmeinhell 0
WOW i wish my friends were that friendly =)
Grndslmhttr3 0
Better to be pissed off than pissed on, though I'd imagine that it really sucks to be both.
Jessyca_fml 0
:/ what great friends you got...well at least you will always remember what happens on your birthdays and I bet your friends will remember it too!! :) Soo really your creating memories lol.