Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
New Orleans, United States
Pipe down
Today, I started a new job. I'm now trapped in a small office with a woman who says, "Oh my gravy!" constantly. In response to everything. FML
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Harpy20 24
New drinking game?
karen1991 15
You should have said "mashed potatoes!!"
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bennn89 5
Oh my gravy! That sounds awful.
conqueror57 11
Sure, you can call them inane comments; YOU have a job! ;-)
Pleonasm 36
Yea, there's always that one comment, on an FML where someone's life did truly suck. "At least X didn't happen, which is completely irrelevant/implausible/not pertinent." Well, OP, at least she didn't come pour gravy on your face and then start dancing the haka in a tutu, whilst eating a banana 5 times a day, which is unfortunate because your girlfriend conditioned you to be aroused by them, all the while changing your background picture to a giant, scary spider, knowing you're an arachnophobe that secretly likes nickelback (which she now told everyone about.) And 26 completed your prophecy.
ViviMage 40
My roommate shouts "oh my glob!" I have it worse!
lilhellian 27
Does your roommate wear a fin jacket?
CharresBarkrey 16
40 - No, that's an awesome roommate.
benmec 18
Tell her, "I got some baby gravy. Want some?" Lol
scarperwins 1
Stupid
doubleea 3
Things could get saucy real quick.
buckdharma 38
Tell her that you practice Veganism and are offended by her thick, lumpy God.
ddukes4 2
Oh mylanta! How did no one get that one? I've heard it since I was a wee tyke.
bugmenotmofo 34
Buy mp3 player
MyS3lf 24
I noticed you're in Louisiana. You should probably get used to that, it's not the worst thing you could encounter there. Trust me, I've got worse stories.