Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
New Orleans, United States
Pipe down
Today, I started a new job. I'm now trapped in a small office with a woman who says, "Oh my gravy!" constantly. In response to everything. FML
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Harpy20 24
New drinking game?
karen1991 15
You should have said "mashed potatoes!!"
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Harpy20 24
New drinking game?
scarface90 8
Calling HR department: "sir, we got an intoxicated employee with his pants down, touching himself while yelling at the woman in his office that he's going to show her some real gravy" HR boss: Shit! Not again...
andiewithlove 21
"But...umm..."
MDTeddy 13
Ed says gravy, but oh my gravy is just odd.
scarperwins 1
I hate when people lay out what they think is a humorous scenario in the comments...so annoying
IOmnomHard 10
Why is 57 getting down voted? It's a how I met your mother reference. Robin always says 'But, um.' On the local news as an anchorwoman, and college students watched it and took a shot every time she said but, um.
karen1991 15
You should have said "mashed potatoes!!"
ClassyCommando 13
Or just mutter something like "Holy son of a bloody twat-******* **** shit-wanker." under your breath every time anything bad or shocking happens to make her feel really uncomfortable. When the boss is out of earshot, of course.
lesserofallevils 9
Son of a biscuit :/ why didn't I think of that
Karalela44 15
Lol my mind went straight to Brock's Dub xD
Screwie 25
Oh my what? That's weird as ****.
andiewithlove 21
Not that weird. My stepdad and his mom say "Lord love a duck" in place of "Oh my God".....a lot.
Pegasister_fml 5
My friend says "Fudge a duck!" ._.
st333ph 12
Oh my mashed potatoes!
eb0ny 15
This would lead me to homocide.
cameron194 9
Or to falcon punch some one and get fired loll xD
sirpantselot 22
You'd kill a gay person?
KickItHigh 32
You could say "Give me some of your gravy!" or not, your choice.
goldfishgod 20
Is her name Brenda?
Brenda37 13
My name is Brenda..... Oh my gravy, that is awkward.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Just yell back, "OH MY GLOB!"
TheMathMajor 26
That's so math
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Yeah, it's pretty math, you psychopath!
thefreelove 9
What the lump?!
cameron194 9
Don't encourage/provoke the beast .. She may get angry, whip out some gravy and try to eat your ass
CharresBarkrey 16
LSP FTW!
SystemofaBlink41 27
You son of a bass!
andiewithlove 21
Oh my glob you guys! DRAMA BOOOOOMB!
rattusrattus 19
I'm reminded of Bella Swan and her 'Holy Crow!' comments...
love_isnt_enough 15
or DJ from Full House saying 'oh my lanta'
andiewithlove 21
How rude!
CharresBarkrey 16
You got it, dude!
annie_nk 23
Sounds like "Mormon swearing". Growing up Mormon and living in a small town where half the population is LDS, I've heard weird sayings like this a lot.
CharresBarkrey 16
My favorite Mormon curse word is "frick" (not really, I ******* hate when people say that)
PeteyPablo12308 20
So true! My family is LDS and my grandma always says "oh heavens to Betsy!"
Steve95401 49
To quote Napoleon Dynamite, "Fricking idiot, gosh!".
Link5794 18
"Son of a gunhorse!" -Toby Turner