Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, a state trooper ticketed me after learning I was ticketed for the same offense an hour earlier, namely driving with a broken headlight. The good news is that both tickets will be dismissed if I go to court. The bad news is that I'd have to go to different courthouses at the same time of day. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Top comments
Grimmerie 31
How dare you not fix it in those ten minutes? That's painfully irresponsible of you.
gamercanadian 11
*** da police, sorry I had to say that but Fyl too OP
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Comments (184)
mariecalie 0
Bridesmaids! "get your tail lights fixed!"
saturnsonic 3
thats one Dumbass Cop!!!
mitchn60 6
I don't believe you.
LN666 2
sorry but u shoulda fixed it in 10mins haha. naaah but seriously cops have a certain ammnt of duties to do each shift. But wtf!!
chiquita223 4
Cops just want to give tickets! They gave my teacher a ticket for parking on a street on vacation and didnt give my teachers coworker a ticket who was parked in back of her. Then when my teacher went to court, they found the mistake and made her pay for the officer wasting a ticket, on his mistake.
alychick 5
Smart cop :( sorry OP.
metal8lover 11
yeah most all cops are like that
KingCross_fml 3
Shoulda fixed it
acs123acs 22
Did u get a fix-it ticket or just a warning the first time? Because if you were given actual paperwork u could contest the ticket easily. If its just a fix it ticket then fix it and show them and all is done with
ObnoxiousJeans 6
Lol he's a troll. FYL