Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression, I was as polite as possible, and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner, my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
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Top comments
Sage1314 4
Where did they get this intimate photo?? That's the real issue here..
Incubuss 0
It depends what you mean by intimate..
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Comments (62)
jimmydadean 0
Dude! Bitch move!
st87 0
Man, your parents suck! Least they can do is show some respect.
Ninjaface 0
Which is why I'm sure they won't mind when you "accidentally" slip an intimate photo of your parents inti your next Facebook album and "accidentally" tag both of them.
lafinatyou 0
great idea
shawna2285 0
why do your parents have intimate photos of you and your ex? that's just some down-home disgusting shit right there.
Best_Loser 0
You get embarrassed by childhood photos still? Wow.
droplets 0
First of all, you're an idiot for taking/giving your parents an intimate photo. Secondly, you could have just told your parents that if they were planning to bring childhood photos, that they would not be going at all.
almighty_jesus 0
Why does "intimate" have to refer to "*******"? It could probably be referring to only kissing or holding hands. Damn.
trumpet27 1
Parents these days. ?
sharond23 10
intimate? why would your parents even have that?