Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, after receiving messages from a person or persons who supposedly have a crush on me, I've come to the realization that it's probably been one guy messaging me all along. I'm not even gay. FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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Iamthebanzai22 21
Hi OP. I am a straight guy who is engaged to a trans girl, i.e. she was born with the body of a man but her mind and her energy are feminine (and so damn sexy!!!). Anyway, I knew from the beginning that she is trans and it was quite a shock to realize that I am attracted to her. It made me question my sexuality so I did some research and everyone says the same: the appendages (or lack thereof) are totally incidental. The person is more important than the plumbing. Her energy is feminine and that is what attracts me as a straight male. I wasn't sure how I would deal with her clitty (penis) at first but once I decided to please my woman sexually in any way that I could and just go for it, the issue melted away. We have an amazing relationship and I have never been this happy before. Even when I see her naked, and she is pre-op, I really see nothing other than a beautiful woman. You have to decide whether you are going to let the expectations of society decide who you date. I say: **** society.
Inkoseh 33
OP wasn't writing it maliciously, they did it so the story would make sense from their perspective and sudden knowledge.
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Justkidding100 41
oh man what a journey. so you are a straight guy attracted to a trans girl but you thought she was a man and confusingly thought you might be gay and instead of just telling you she was a woman they let you think that. What a revelation that must have been when you found out! Wish you two the best!