Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML
Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML
Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after my mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary for some "mother-daughter bonding time." FML
Today, I got really anxious thinking I was going to piss off the guy behind me by not moving off at a stop light fast enough. It got so bad that I had a panic attack right there in my car. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC Fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year-old girl in the face. FML
Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the sidewalk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML
Today, I was talking about phobias and anxiety disorders in psychology class. I nearly had a panic attack because I was worried that someone might realize I suffer from them. FML
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Toni818 0
Wow
dramakat11 0
Well, sounds like you've got a good life so whatev. But I do know how horrible panic attacks are--they are Hell so I feel for you. But why would you be scared of butterflies? That's insensitive of your gf but I don't know if I'd be able to help laughing either...
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Comments (293)
electrocandy 0
lol wtf does being in great shape have anything to do with you being a pussy?
Sorrel 0
What is with all of these "captain of the football team" fmls? They all have to do with them and some ****** up phobia. Not to be insensitive, but lepidopterophobia is one of the most irrational fears ever.
p00p0ster0us 0
Butterflies?
Unmentioned 0
god these r all so f******* fake
Soitgoes74 0
Read this before. Even if it's real, YDI for being insane.
shellybean87 0
Ppl! it's an irrational fear! I have an irrational fear of airplanes!! You can't help it!
305alive 0
ur prob not a captain, like everyone says they are and u were prob walking with ur boyfriend on the way back to the ***** store
Kiki_2_u 0
Most of the people replying are daft as shit. Firstly phobia's of butterfly's do exist. And seeing as it's a phobia, which is described as an irrational fear i'm sure the OP can't just turn it off. Secondly he gave the extra info of "17 year old toughguy football" player to further explain his embarrassment. They are seen as the toughest me the tough, roughest me the rough. If this had been about a 17 year old cheerleader = NOT as funny!! Morons!!
midgetgerbil 0
Fake.
SVelasquez 0
Eh, everybody has something they're scared of. Yours happens to be one of the more ridiculous ones. And #134, there's nothing wrong with gay couples (even if the OP isn't).