Today, my parents told me that they think I've gone off the deep end. I don't drink or take drugs. What did I do? I got McDonald's a couple of times after school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
Today, as the manager of a McDonald's, I had to ask a group of high school kids to calm down after several complaints from other guests. Their rational response was to pour soda on my head and throw burgers at me. Upon returning from chasing them out, I sprained my foot. FML
Today, after four years of anorexia and lots of recovery, my parents took me out to dinner with my counselor and whole family to celebrate my progress. I ended up eating something that made me vomit everything I ate. My parents now think I am bulmic and are sending me back to counseling. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, my mom is 100% positive that she saw me meeting up with a stranger and buying some kind of drug from "him." I didn't even pass by anyone on my walk. I went to get dollar store pizza, because I can't afford to buy any decent food this week, let alone drugs. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
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seasonedtoast 19
That’s how it starts. Soon you’ll be doing Maccas runs at 2am. (Aussies, back me up here)
whiskey'swino 15
Stoners love convenient food, McDonalds is convenient food- Naturally McDonalds is a gateway to being a stoner.
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seasonedtoast 19
That’s how it starts. Soon you’ll be doing Maccas runs at 2am. (Aussies, back me up here)
J352SAURUS 30
Macca's runs are awesome. It's pretty much the first thing you do when you get your P's too.
seasonedtoast 19
Oreo McFlurries!
whiskey'swino 15
Stoners love convenient food, McDonalds is convenient food- Naturally McDonalds is a gateway to being a stoner.
Emma Marshall 19
I thought weed was the gateway to being a stoner
timinator5000 28
no it's taco bell
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I can see where they're coming from if you've been getting coke with your "meals".
Glowworm56 27
I guess they weren't lovin' your new food habit.
PenguinPal3017 19
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
GUYMAINE 16
Sounds like you have an open window to do heroine. Take it while you can
MBrabs1996 22
Well you don’t take drugs for starters
RichardPencil 32
Actually, your taste buds have gone off the shallow end. McDonald’s is the least tasty of the fast food chains. What’s really wrong with you?
Detroitman125 11
it's not great but you can get a meal for $3 so...
BeachMammal 8
McDonalds food is gross, but "off the deep end" is way too strong. Maybe something more like, "Well, it's up to you, but are you sure you don't want to choose something a little better?"
zuckerburg 21
Well, a couple of times after school is quite the McDonald's binge there. Why go twice in one day? Don't you have food at home or is it for other reasons?
Detroitman125 11
I can't tell if this is bait or not