forgetful
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Los Angeles, United States
OPEN UP!
Today, our family bought a new car. When we got home, I opened the trunk to get my backpack. It turns out I left it in the trunk of our trade-in. The dealership is closed now and I have a presentation due tomorrow. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
Your Dodge ate your homework. FYL
justcommenting19 19
I think that's like a legitimate excuse. Email your teacher if you can to let him/her know so it doesn't look like a last minute excuse.
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Comments (43)
Tripartita 45
Your Dodge ate your homework. FYL
Kyrie646 7
Ha! Brilliant #12!
Garrett2818 21
You misspelt camaro lol jk.
Lalala579121 28
28, Dodge, dog... Get it?
mds9986 24
Much pun very nice wow
worldclassrager 41
Please say you have it backed up on a flash...
beeferjay 34
Hashtag fail literally and figuratively
DocBastard 40
Please explain how this is literally a "hashtag fail". I sometimes think some people have completely lost the ability to communicate.
XxDanno316xX 27
Clearly he thought this was twitter. Kids don't do drugs.
beeferjay 34
lol, I bet you rolled your eyes so hard you found a brain. congratulations!
XxDanno316xX 27
Nah mate, rolled them so hard saw your girlfriend checking out my ass. Unless that was you?
musoboy 22
@16, I'm afraid in this case that person is you. You see, 15 wasn't saying it's a hashtag fail - he was saying it's a #fail.
gosh_mate 30
That's really something you should have checked before you handed your car over...
kingdutchhy 19
... You could always say your dog ate it!
alvarny 17
the excitement of buying a car gets to us all... but yea, good luck
ScottVining 21
Your teacher will never believe this one.
warrenhoward42 20
did you get a cool car at least?
BliggityBlop 8
Wait you have a presentation on a Saturday which is also Halloween?
maniacmelons 6
I was wondering if anyone else was going to catch on to that #34. they deserve it, just for having a story that fell apart, just due to the date it was posted.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Perhaps they have an online course with work due on Saturdays. Or maybe this didn't happen on the day they posted it.
scottyboy254 13
better than "the dog ate my homework"