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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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Friday 24 January 2020 19:58

It's still better than dating a 14-year-old boy online and finding out he's an FBI agent.

Hangryko 31

Friday 24 January 2020 18:06

Originally posted by Iman on 4/5/2009 from the United States.

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OrokuSaki 7

Saturday 22 February 2020 2:05

got catfished.. bwhahaha

randybryant799 20

Thursday 27 January 2022 4:21

That's why you shouldn't "date" online. You have no idea who you're talking to.

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