Today, my coworker brought her 3-year-old son to work with her. When introducing him to me, she dropped her bag and bent over to pick it up, knocking him over with her butt in the process. When she stood up, she noticed he was sitting on the ground crying. She then accused me of pushing him over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I was at work, photographing a baby boy. I grabbed a bench for him to use to hold himself upright. His mom asked if she should hold him instead, but I told her he'd be fine. Two seconds later, he fell backwards and brought the bench down on top of him. There goes my job. FML
Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML
Today, a customer at the restaurant where I work reduced me to tears by screaming at me, as I nearly knocked out his 2-year-old with the kitchen door, after he let the little boy play on the floor behind it. Apparently, it's my fault I can't see through solid wood. FML
Today, I spent an hour setting up a delicate display stand at work. Not five minutes later, a woman barged in with her little kid, who immediately went up to the display and tipped the whole thing over. When I called attention to the mother, she just scoffed, "Isn't this your job?" and left. FML
Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, I visited my son at work and found his secretary in the foetal position under her desk, crying. According to my son, she does that sometimes when he yells at her for making basic mistakes. My god, I’ve raised a high-powered corporate monster. Fuck that poor girl's life and also, FML
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RandomLG94 21
Maybe she's just joking? She MUST have felt her butt bump into him.... Sorry OP :(
lat187 18
I bet you're the butt of all the office jokes.
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Comments (53)
idk_rose 25
And they say big asses are fun
avatar0810 15
Some people would rather lie and place blame on someone else than admit their own mistakes. Unfortunately, both you and the kid were on the receiving end of this.
MegasaurusRex89 28
Obviously by using the force.
JohnForge 13
Woman... That was your assident. (Accident).
ajlopez 18
How would she not feel her butt knocking him down if it hit him that hard?
DerSuldam 25
Perhaps her butt had so much padding on it that the sensation didn't really go through, haha.
MandieL 27
It really doesn't take that much force to knock an unsuspecting 3 year old down. Their balance isn't all there yet, especially if they aren't paying attention. But I agree that she should have felt get ass push him over.
Sathane 21
What an ass!
hardcorefan16 22
How could she not have felt her own son
Tripartita 45
I think the real FML here is that you didn't get the whole thing on video. This has the potential to be YouTube gold!
JeffTheKiller16 13
that's f-ing retarded she should've felt her butt hit him
writerchic85 26
That's such an odd thing to accuse another adult of doing. That's like something a little kid does.