Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
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Top comments
Knockyoudown 0
Whoops. At least you've learnt a lesson. But thats what you get for being a hypocrite
soccerkrzy 0
How stupid could you be? You called in the complaint, obviously they were going to set up a speedtrap. ******* idiot.
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Comments (228)
danny57_fml 0
"soccermom's" r whats wrong with this goddamn continent. they're raising an army of semi-retarded, useless morons that don't think for themselves... (if you're wondering if you are a moron such as this, here's a little questionnaire: if you buy hot-chocolate, and burn yourself drinking it, who's fault would that be? if you answer anything but "my own", then you are a moron. suing someone for selling you hot hot-chocolate is retarded.)
King_of_Kings 3
why'd you speed? http://swagbucks.com/?cmd=sb-register&rb=707998
whatever_IDC 0
that wasn't a FML, you were just owned :)
kazz_fml 0
that's what you get for being a narc
youlose_ 0
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emzmcgee 0
Congrats you're the 3rd idiot on this thread to brag about moderating!
Marx0r 0
Congrats you're the 1st idiot on this thread that can't use the reply feature.
UrRightFML 0
Good you fken ****, Why bitch about people speeding when you do it yourself.
grapenutsrbt 0
At least you know the police give a shit.
rygy481 0
Hypocrite
Dantheman2012 0
u ******* overprotective bitch