Today, at the airport, a lady bitched me out for changing her departure gate. She called me incompetent and accused me of "messing with people's lives" by "making them walk." I didn't change the gate, and the other gate was less than 10 feet away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I arrived at the airport two and a half hours early because I was expecting it to be busy. The line was long but I had plenty of time, until a woman complained about a fee for checked bags. I was next in line, and still managed to miss my flight because the woman caused such a big scene. FML
Today, I checked in for my flight, made it through TSA, bought food, and sat at the gate for an hour. I only realized I was sitting at the wrong gate when boarding for another flight finished and everyone had left. I ran to the correct gate, but it was too late. Despite me pleading, the plane was already taxiing to the runway. FML
Today, I had to deal with a grown-ass woman having a tantrum at me because the plane, which she was over an hour late for, dared to set off without her. Yes, DARED TO, as though she thought she was so special that it was reasonable for a plane with hundreds of passengers to wait just for her. FML
Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML
Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML
Today, after my first flight landed late, I burned out my lungs sprinting full speed for 10 minutes to catch my next flight. The gate number on my ticket was wrong. It had been changed to one right next to where I had originally pulled up to. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, my flight was at the other side of the airport. I ran to the gate, to find that the flight had moved to the other side of the airport. So I ran again to miss my plane by a minute. However I did get a new flight... at the other end of the airport. FML
Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
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Andatop 16
what a plane in the ass.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
"It's not my fault you're a ******* idiot, ma'am." How I would love to be able to speak my mind to some certain individuals! ;)
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Comments (37)
BlindlyWandering 17
She probably thinks you are responsible for all the planes going missing too. People are stupid!
thejonac 21
if she would stop complaining she'd probably already be at the other gate
kristen5286 12
don't you just love pax? ugh. weather is our fault, mechanicals are our fault, their lives being ruined is our fault.
SoftballMe123 5
Doesn't human stupidity make U laugh?! It use to irritate me but now I just learned to laugh at it! ??
townailz 16
If you are too old to walk 10 feet then maybe you shouldn't be getting on a plane
smeboo 12
I'm just going to assume she's obese... "Just figured you needed to lose a few pounds ma'am! :)"
Overreactive 16
Its okay OP. Some people just don't listen :(
blackonblight 33
The same ten feet she'd have had to walk to board anyways, I'm sure. Why would she think you changed her gate? It's not like you control those things.
____gerard____ 11
Did the old cow want a wheelchair instead
ciammmm 11
I'm tired of these mother ******* asses on these mother ******* planes. -__- Bahahahahahaha.