Today, at the airport, a lady bitched me out for changing her departure gate. She called me incompetent and accused me of "messing with people's lives" by "making them walk." I didn't change the gate, and the other gate was less than 10 feet away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I arrived at the airport two and a half hours early because I was expecting it to be busy. The line was long but I had plenty of time, until a woman complained about a fee for checked bags. I was next in line, and still managed to miss my flight because the woman caused such a big scene. FML
Today, I checked in for my flight, made it through TSA, bought food, and sat at the gate for an hour. I only realized I was sitting at the wrong gate when boarding for another flight finished and everyone had left. I ran to the correct gate, but it was too late. Despite me pleading, the plane was already taxiing to the runway. FML
Today, I had to deal with a grown-ass woman having a tantrum at me because the plane, which she was over an hour late for, dared to set off without her. Yes, DARED TO, as though she thought she was so special that it was reasonable for a plane with hundreds of passengers to wait just for her. FML
Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML
Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML
Today, after my first flight landed late, I burned out my lungs sprinting full speed for 10 minutes to catch my next flight. The gate number on my ticket was wrong. It had been changed to one right next to where I had originally pulled up to. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, my flight was at the other side of the airport. I ran to the gate, to find that the flight had moved to the other side of the airport. So I ran again to miss my plane by a minute. However I did get a new flight... at the other end of the airport. FML
Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
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Top comments
Andatop 16
what a plane in the ass.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
"It's not my fault you're a ******* idiot, ma'am." How I would love to be able to speak my mind to some certain individuals! ;)
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Comments (37)
badluckalex 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
sometimes I pee on my poop and try to cut it in half
adamzki1999 16
Your humor is terrible
adrian1910 15
Sometimes I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
Frenchtony 17
First* at the gate
QueefBucket 12
People are so lazy nowadays
Exodiafinder687 58
Hey! I'm not lazy. I'm just.....uh....I'm just.......never mind. I'm too tired to come up with an excuse. I don't even have the energy to finish this sen
Mf2307 15
they deff are
blazingshot147 19
And we wonder why this generation has a sense of entitlement... Welcome to America folks, the land where the customer service agents have to deal with the worst.
MrNiceGuy569 18
Any things a ***** if you're brave enough
Andatop 16
what a plane in the ass.
brasiliano 16
I see what you did air
GodPart2 20
More like - what an ass in the plane
Nilorak 24
No.
MrSassypants 34
A plane in the ass would be a pain in the ass though.
brasiliano 16
Things like this can runway your day. OK that was bad
quickit 24
#19 That pun will send you crashing down into the negatives.
thief1434 23
Geez, these comments really crashed and burned.
grimpeeper 13
These puns are tearing my air out That was horrible.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
#6 nah her ass isn't even going to make it on the plane.
1dvs_bstd 41
haaa!!
thief1434 23
Not with that attitude she won't!
Celestial_Dreams 15
Not with that altitude she won't.
samantha236le 17
Messing with people's lives? Wow, laziness is so high..
MrSassypants 34
She's probably watched the butterfly effect way too many times if she thinks walking 10 feet will mess with her life.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
"It's not my fault you're a ******* idiot, ma'am." How I would love to be able to speak my mind to some certain individuals! ;)
dude_itskayley 17
Didn't realize 10 feet of walking could be classified as a crime. Some people just need to take a moment to rethink what they are going to say because this was a very unnecessary comment said to you!
Nymeria_fml 25
Well, OP, she could have done something more productive with the time it took her to walk those 10 feet, so you should be ashamed. She could have saved the world, found a cure for cancer or redone the last 3 seasons of Lost so they wouldn't have sucked as much.
MrSassypants 34
The time it would have taken for her to walk 10 feet is equally proportional to the time the writers of Lost spent on the script for the last couple of seasons.
ELoni_fml 25
Is it weird that I just assumed the screaming lady was overweight?
tranced_ 45
don't be so judgemental
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Yeah. Maybe she's just a bitch
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
I imagined an extremely snobby gucci prada yada yada wearing rich bitch who has the world on a silver plate. I mean you have to be pretty ******* shelterd to flip put at this.
YellowKettleBell 31
For Wal-mart buggy riders, walking 10 feet is akin to waterboarding.
man_in_black08 28
Fat America ;)
slyde32 12
where did anyone say she was fat? I know plenty or lazy skinny people