marriedwithfamily
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Oh no
Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML
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lyndis_fml 0
Have really, really loud sex.
dcstream 0
My wife's family did this on our first honeymoon; AND they booked rooms on both sides of our room. We had purposely loud sex every morning and night for 2 weeks. EDIT: Only one of their rooms was connected.
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AnnieLennox1954 0
Disown those dipshits. Leave. Take a secret honeymoon elsewhere. Never talk to them again. Not joking.
mjthegreat53 0
FYLfylfyflyfylfylfylfylfylfylfyl i think u get the point anyway that totally sucks best (meaning worst) fml ever
aussiekid 0
I'm getting married next year, and my family is already planning on crashing my honeymoon. Sigh. Parents.
golden130 0
Lay down the law. It's YOUR honeymoon, and you only get one, so don't just live with it. That's NOT okay, kick them the **** out.
jazmino15 0
if my family did that to me , i`d leave them behind and stay somewhere else in a different hotel and just ignore them. for gods sakes its your honrymoon you should do the same .
bananamanama 0
FYL, seriously, and to anyone else who was in a similar situation. Just imagining that happening to me at my honeymoon pisses me the hell off. I'm so sorry that happened. I don't understand how naive they are about a honeymoon being a special time for you both by yourselves. Dammnn.
Spydog109 0
That sucks... Sex must suck knowing that your family is right next 2 u
AshleyRose784 0
change hotels and conveniently misplace your phones. I'm so sorry!
marriedwithfamil 0
we DID pay for the trip ourselves.. and my parents invited my WHOLE family (brothers, cousins, kids) to come because they thought it was good bonding time : and also we ARE all in the same hotel but our rooms are 2-3 rooms away
GDinNJ 0
EVERYONE? Damn that blows
wolfishinsanity 0
Jesus Christ, that sucks ass. I hope you were able to tell them off or at least have ridiculously loud sex or something to get back at them. That just isn't fair. FYL so much. :(
its_me_123 0
tell then you think that the "bonding time" on a honeymoon is intended for the newlyweds...THEN have really loud sex!
grow_up_loser 0
you have a honeymoon in Hawaii? You have a family that cares about you? Dear god, you can't have sex for your honeymoon...your right, f*ck your life.... Grow UP
GDinNJ 0
Don't mistake families that follow people around as families that care. Not saying that her family doesn't care, but I think it's important not to mix the two up.
SwampThing 0
A honeymoon is supposed to be intimate and between a husband and wife, not the whole damn family. Her family was being imposing and inconsiderate. And you sir, are a douche.