Today, my mom's "hobby" of rescuing homeless people became very real. We now have 3 more people living in our house, and none of them have a sense of personal space. I wake up to their faces in my windows. Thanks mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML
Today, my mom’s house has several comfortable places to rest in every room. For the cats and dogs, that is. Unfortunately for me, I'm a human. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, while living in Florida, I had a conversation with my mother explaining that it might be best for me to come back home. Her response, "Don't worry, they have plenty of homeless shelters down there if you need a place to stay." Thanks Mom. FML
Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML
Today, I suggested to my mom that, as a thank you for me taking care of her 2 dozen animals for weeks, she might get rid of the garbage heaps that have been sitting in inconvenient places for months, and also finally repair the shower in the house I rent from her. FML
Today, my mom got a new furnace put in because they found out the old one was leaking carbon monoxide. This is six months after I got kicked out because I was sleeping too much, so my mom thought I was using drugs. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench. I was about to walk up to him and give him money, but before I could do anything my mother walked up and kissed him. My mom is dating this guy. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
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Top comments
lifeinhd 3
Nice hobby. Glad to see your mom thinks of hers and her families' safety first.
marrajane 0
How awkward. **** that!
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Comments (76)
crash52181 0
If they are living in your house, then why the hell would they be outside looking at you through the windows?
Atamix 0
they do? i thought doors were only for walking in. i can now stop climbing out my window when i need to leave.
brownlace 0
exactly
Mx_Rider 6
agree with#11 kinda weird but ok.... anyways op, go make them a sammich double time op
The_Nothing 0
My mother had the bad habit of picking up hitchhikers. It's not as bad as having homeless people living with you who are peeping through your windows, but having a drunk reeking of beer climbing into the car promising he "won't be touchin' nobody" and claiming we stole his tequila is far from fun as well. I feel your pain OP.
srak 0
your mom's a ******* dumbass! ha. what if one of them is a serial killer! fyl
perdix 31
They're not homeless anymore. Your mom fixed it! Anyways, if you want to learn the art of making shrunken heads, you need to attract the raw material into your lab somehow. Those faces looking in your window may be creepy now, but when they shrink down to the size of tennis balls, they will be adorable and hilarious.
carnage1106 0
WTF!!??!!??
bla102 4
I never know what to expect with you Perdix :)
blastvortex 4
Your mom is nuts. Her preference to get off on being a supposed philanthropist shouldn't be done at the expense of her family. When it comes to responsibilities, she obviously doesn't have a clue. FYL.
Brooklynxman 0
Sons well being vs. Well being of strangers. Great choice there lady.
BioMajor12 0
That is just sick, why cant she just give them some money passing them buy on the street and leave it at that, just like the rest of the world does.
turdburgers 0
If you really wanted to, you could tell her to get them out or you'll call CPS.
proud_liberal 0
YDI. they are less fortunate than u. have some compasssion you prick. you sound white and republican. I hope the homeless ppl steal your things
Dancinganimal256 3
How do you sound white?
CallMeHush 1
It isn't easy...
spoo 24
@23: +1 FtheirL
fudrick 0
#23 unless you have more than three (formerly) homeless people living in your house at this very moment you have absolutely no room to talk. You sound like a liberal ******.