Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML
Today, I reunited with my mother and my sisters after a long time. I actually walked out of the reunion, too, after I drove 800 km away, only to find out that they're fighting over my late father's inheritance. I had vanished from my family because they were always possessive and crawling up my ass every time. FML
Today, I found my sister online after over a year of no contact. Our other sister framed her, getting our parents to kick out and disown her. Her childhood sweetheart and his mom took her in, and is now living a life of luxury with them abroad, while we live off government checks, which BARELY cover bare basics. FML
Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
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Rozza17 29
Wow your sisters horrible. Sorry OP for going through that
Grand_Cookie 21
She's a home wrecking ***** and your husband is a piece of shit too. I'm sorry to hear this. She seems pretty dead set on ruining your life.
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Comments (256)
_tequierodianna 14
I don't understand why she thinks it's necessary to go for all the guys you do, especially with all the men in the world, but FYL, her and the dudes are assholes.
Grand_Cookie 21
Cause no sibling has ever done anything just to spite another one.
miiajayne 6
There's spite and then there's sleeping with your sisters husband. That's a whole new level of evil of you ask me.
meowmeee 7
As far as the Fml she is only talking about one boyfriend/husband .
_tequierodianna 14
#14- Well sleeping with two of her men is kind of too far, that's a pretty horrible thing to do to your own family.
_tequierodianna 14
#18- But where does it say that she married her college boyfriend, that's what I don't get.
Grand_Cookie 21
While super ****** up that's some shit I've actually seen. Weird one sided sibling rivalry where one of them has decided that they need to prove that they're better and prettier and whatnot by stealing their sibling's SO. There was this girl that used to go to hang out at a friend of mine's house who did this.
meowmeee 7
She got back with the same dude hence it's been three years .... Pregnancy takes 9 months and the son is 2...
Grand_Cookie 21
Where does it say that they got back together? It says college boyfriend and husband later, there is no insinuation that they are the same person.
meowmeee 7
You can try to interrupt it anyway you want but from my perspective that's what I get from it. And there's nothing to say that she didn't.
sulitak 27
Grand_cookie no, stealing my sisters bf's never crossed my mind when I wanted to spite her. EVER
Grand_Cookie 21
I didn't say that it happens all the time. Just that it's possible and that I've seen it so it doesn't really seem super far fetched to me. I've never thought about stealing my brother's girl friend, doesn't mean some asshat hasn't before.
Sodapop40 21
Spite? No, that bitch sister just took it to a whole new level.
notjanedoe 27
Oh good grief. What a class act your sister is. I hope at least that this happened before you got together with your husband.
meowmeee 7
She did....
Squygm 7
And how do you know that college was only 3 years ago for her? She only said she found out 3 years ago.
nixis4lovers 13
Exactly.
qpsarah 10
What a bitch!!
boomer1986 8
this is some Jerry springer shit
Shmatterhorn 38
More like a bad Maury Povich Show. Time for that paternity test.
buckdharma 38
That's about when your husband saw her too.
missyamaha 11
why do ppl mark YDI?? I would have smashed her face in OP. kick you hubby out too. your sister is a fukn hoe!
Lemou_fml 25
They've been together less than three years. Who's married by then? Americans?
bluerara912 12
Too confusing
deloria_fml 22
It could still be two different men. Considering the sister's character, I wouldn't be surprised if she were cheating on the guy she stole from her sister out of spite. I'd also be pretty surprised if OP took her boyfriend back after he left her and then married him.
meowmeee 7
Yeah I can't figure out which one it is.
Wakachulak 22
Beat me to it, but still +1
Wakachulak 22
I'm really not sure about this. OP's boyfriend left her three years ago. The kid is two years old but... If OP's current husband and ex boyfriend are not the same person, the story still makes sense: Husband met OP while on the rebound and did her sister on the side while sister was still seeing the ex boyfriend. Which is a whole new level of depravity.
PandaSmile 24
Punch her in the ovaries. Your sister is a jerk and so are your husband and ex boyfriend. It takes 2 to tango after all. The little boy is an innocent party though, it's unfortunate but he should know who his daddy his. Sorry Op
viipeterson98 14
I feel like it should be when he's older though. confusing to explain to a child why his uncle is his father...