Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML
Today, I reunited with my mother and my sisters after a long time. I actually walked out of the reunion, too, after I drove 800 km away, only to find out that they're fighting over my late father's inheritance. I had vanished from my family because they were always possessive and crawling up my ass every time. FML
Today, I found my sister online after over a year of no contact. Our other sister framed her, getting our parents to kick out and disown her. Her childhood sweetheart and his mom took her in, and is now living a life of luxury with them abroad, while we live off government checks, which BARELY cover bare basics. FML
Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
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Top comments
Rozza17 29
Wow your sisters horrible. Sorry OP for going through that
Grand_Cookie 21
She's a home wrecking ***** and your husband is a piece of shit too. I'm sorry to hear this. She seems pretty dead set on ruining your life.
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Comments (256)
finch01 18
I see a threesome In Ur future
jamnglamgirlie 17
Why does she want everything that you've 'used ' so much? I hope to God that her son was born before. you two even started dating.
Neongreenme 8
I am very sorry, I would suggest divorcing your husband. Never see or speak to your sister again. Something is wrong with family members who do that. She'll only do it again
jagwes 3
What the actual ****
EMTchic 14
You have a really shitty sister, OP. I'm sorry. But don't you think that of all these guys are cheating on you with your sister or leaving you for her, they are also not the best men out there? I say cut your sister out (it may be difficult, but it must be done) and find a good guy who actually cares for you and will be faithful. I hope everything works out for you OP!
nognom 2
Wow. You pick some real shitty guys. You may want to look into that.
doulenkd 7
Your sister is a notch and totally out tiger you I can't believe that
Wakachulak 22
Is it just me or can everyone no longer tell the difference between Jive and autocorrect flops?
chosha_fml 27
Your sister needs some serious therapy.
kglo 7
What the f is wrong with your sister?
rob02 19
What a bitch