Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, I had a massive, pounding headache. I asked my mom for some painkillers and she said, "No. You don’t deserve pain relief. Ever. For anything." What? FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML
Today, my mom took away my medication. She's afraid I'll get "hooked". The medication is anti-anxiety pills. I have horrible anxiety attacks that sometimes cause me to scratch my arms until they bleed. FML
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lindsaysue 4
$300? Maybe you need better insurance...
xanniefiend420 0
wow your moms a bitch. no offense. if I was you I smack a bitch
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honutattoo 0
I feel like there's more to this story than meets the eye...
truthisRelative 0
"this coming from the girl who told the doctor it's ok to accidently grope a patient..." Straw man much?
Luckster 0
This is why I always hide my medicine. One of the many things I don't let anyone touch. My boyfriend's Mother would probably think I plan on committing suicide or some crazy shit like that if she knew I have sleep medication.
terror_twins 0
crazyyy bitch haa.
vincespektor 0
this ones old been done already
PedoBearSaysYES 0
holy ****** shit ur allergic to wheat and straw? no wonder ur always so uptight not enough fiber eh? and u made a bad joke like seriously w.e not gonna waste time on how there r so many things wrong w ur joke and I can't help to think that ur. "fans" are just other accounts u made or ppl u bribed and op fyl move to a country where drugs r cheaper and if ur mom doesntbelieve u go to the doc and get him to confirm or urschool or work nurse :/ hope u can get free refills on ur health plan
dudeitsdanny 10
^^^^ This is FML. Half these people don't know what that is. I'd call it ad hominem, though. I suggest the sex if OP is already not a virgin. I suggest the same for snickerdoodles and the people bashing her HERE. This was actually good advice, not bitchy/ignorant posting.
dudeitsdanny 10
Snickers payed me to say that telling someone to(in other words) see a different doctor is reasonable. Some people are so busy bashing they can't use their eyes.
PedoBearSaysYES 0
not really if u really want to be picky it's bad advice and inaccurate buuuuut i'm bashin u not snick so idc about her post atm lol fml is a place trolls fester and thrive duh and if was just fml they wouldn't need comments just the ydi and fyl buttons also I get laid plenty I live by an all girls elementry school ;) pedo away! do u want to get laid? is that why ur so unhappy? get a van and candy :)
PedoBearSaysYES 0
lol diff doc? wha?? the doc isnt the probhe gave her meds duh