Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, I had a massive, pounding headache. I asked my mom for some painkillers and she said, "No. You don’t deserve pain relief. Ever. For anything." What? FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML
Today, my mom took away my medication. She's afraid I'll get "hooked". The medication is anti-anxiety pills. I have horrible anxiety attacks that sometimes cause me to scratch my arms until they bleed. FML
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lindsaysue 4
$300? Maybe you need better insurance...
xanniefiend420 0
wow your moms a bitch. no offense. if I was you I smack a bitch
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Comments (110)
Katana9990 3
your mom was on her period
nobodyxyouxknow 0
ass kicking time! wait I've never heard of migrain costing that much.. it has to be seriouse stuff like chemo or other high ranked treatment to cost that high. I'm sure it was expedive though.
hiperiwinkle 0
I think you're over exaggerating.
aliceinannaland 0
Hit her with a Stick!!!.... then throw out all her meds.
skater847 0
I thought I had really bad migraines and no pain pills helped, including the really strong expensive ones. I was going to be admitted to the hospital for iv pain meds when they tested me for idiopathic intercranial hypertension and I had it. Just saying if your headaches are that bad you should go make sure it's nothing dangerous before loading up on pain pills.
Fuutballer 0
Hooray for bipolar mothers! FYL.
SD86 0
whatta "Cee U Next Tuesday"...!
bigassfish97 0
yo moms a bitch
khalia1239 0
I frequently get bad migranes (not allergic, it runs in the family) I went to see a chiropractor and could hardly move my back for almost a year afterward. Make sure you see a good one, I wish I had...
stevejobsrules 2
Punch your mom in the head!