Today, I got kicked out of McDonalds for "skating" on the floor. The skating was actually me slipping on the wet floor and smacking my head into a table then getting bitched at for leaving blood on the floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as the manager of a McDonald's, I had to ask a group of high school kids to calm down after several complaints from other guests. Their rational response was to pour soda on my head and throw burgers at me. Upon returning from chasing them out, I sprained my foot. FML
Today, while working as a carhop at Sonic, my roller skates ran over some gravel and I fell, causing me to drop a tray of food. I found out later that one of the customers had deliberately done that to see if I would trip. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, I was pulled into the manager's office and informed that I'd been caught stealing money from the safe. When I told them to show me the security footage, they refused and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I took a part time job at McDonald’s and started working in the kitchen. The floor is so greasy, you can’t walk normally, you move around like you’re on an ice rink. With some momentum built up, you can even slide a couple of meters when no one is looking. FML
Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
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CanadiAnM8 24
If there wasn't a wet floor sign, you could threaten to sue for that. Also, you can report to the manager for them kicking you out for that.
Pokefinch27 17
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Comments (109)
CandyApple88 13
1. Go straight to a Dr or ER and make sure they also write all the details on your file. 2. Depending on what country you live in, get a legal opinion. That shit is a law suit waiting to happen. If you are in Australia, there are plenty of no-win-no-pay lawyers BUT you need to move on it fast. and you need witnesses to back up your story. if you are in the USA, then sue the maccas. They deserve it for bitching you out for getting hurt. that short of shit is expected from control freak bullies, and is not how you treat your customers.
baahs101 4
sue
mandoalba 5
Lawsuit
OneFourNine 9
Contrary to popular belief, the presence of a floor sign does not in anyway diminish McDonald's responsibility in this accident. Get the contact info of witnesses, a doctor evaluation / assessment and let a lawyer sue for a % of the eventual payment. The owner / operator of that establishment has insurances for that and you have been paying for those every time you bought one of their products.
morganshea 16
Only the best at McDonald's. :/
Lmf2 3
I would sue...just saying
HorrorJr 26
S U E
vinnerator 7
Well, sue them and make it rain afterwards
trey600rr 22
ydi for being at McDonald's in the first place!
TADspace 30
Sounds like they McFreakin' lost it.