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chris This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Not a morning person

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML

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"answered my coffee" is win

"The phone rang, so I answered my coffee" Haha, that made me laugh. I'm sorry about yuor face and body though. That sounds painful.

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wow that's hilarious! I'd be your friend :]

Lawlz. Pwned

LOL you really do need your daily caffein.

You answered your coffee and all you could hear is the sound of something being spilt... that's funny...

fogrunner 13

faved for the phrase "answered my coffee", cute XD

sad face! I hope ur ok

I would laugh so hard if it was your gf calling for phone sex. read 54

sounds like you needed coffee to wake the hell up. well, it did it's purpose...

how does a coffee cup feel like your phone..