Today, in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbirth would have been like back then. One girl asked in all seriousness why they didn't use ultrasound machines to see what sex their babies were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML
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Today, a senior girl in my college-level biology course asked our professor what periods are like when you’re pregnant. FML
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I was met with a flurry of complaints after my “disgusting” speech during my child’s career day at school. I’m a labor and delivery nurse, and my use of words like “fetus, breast, cesarean, etc.” was too much for the kids. I never even mentioned sex or genitals, and they’re in the 6th grade. FML
Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML
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AngrySox 8
Kill them. Kill them all.
ICastillo 25
Well I sure hope she is pretty and can dance very well on a pole.
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Comments (130)
sunkissedluster 20
i dont get it
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
What a dumb girl! It sucks that you have to deal with this kind of things everyday...
DusktheKat 12
*facepalm*
GamerMom392 19
I have felt your pain. When I was in high school, I wanted to move to England. Upon telling my friends this at lunch one day, one girl (friend of the group, but not mine) asked "But wouldn't you have to learn a new language?" This idiot has a child now. God help us.
jordzy 8
"Would you like some fries with that sir?"
fantasyworld 39
She shouldn't breed.
bubblooz 13
Ancient history is a class where the most ridiculous comments will be sad in class. goodness gracious it was a nightmare for me.
elmateo_fml 9
Yet another reason why I look forward to any apocolypse
RAndEM 9
That made me think... why wouldn't ANCIENT Rome use ultrasound?!? Damn, ignorant, old people.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Don't worry, it's not your fault. Blame the parents for raising such an idiot.