Today, in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbirth would have been like back then. One girl asked in all seriousness why they didn't use ultrasound machines to see what sex their babies were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a senior girl in my college-level biology course asked our professor what periods are like when you’re pregnant. FML
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I was met with a flurry of complaints after my “disgusting” speech during my child’s career day at school. I’m a labor and delivery nurse, and my use of words like “fetus, breast, cesarean, etc.” was too much for the kids. I never even mentioned sex or genitals, and they’re in the 6th grade. FML
Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML
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AngrySox 8
Kill them. Kill them all.
ICastillo 25
Well I sure hope she is pretty and can dance very well on a pole.
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upsidedownn 8
What is the world coming to...
bugmenotmofo 34
You're their teacher, so it is your job to explain things like this. If you won't do it, then you can assume that nobody else will.
bellatrix0805 2
"Common sense is not a virtue but a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it"
Idiotsspoutcrap 6
People please stop with all the "our generation sucks" shit. Think who taught and raised us. They are just as bad. We learn our bad habits from our parents. If you want to see the real people to blame for the worlds present state. Look at all the left-wing nuta that make up the liberal governments of today. Where nothing is ever your fault society made you brutally rade and murder those 5 young girls because they didnt like your shoes when you were a child. They will destroy the world before our generation has a chance. Rant over
odoodles 0
no comment...
doglover100 29
Back in middle school in history, someone couldn't read the word cousin, didn't know what it was. Then there are those high schoolers who can't distinguish it's, its, their, there, they're, to, too, and two. I've been in multiple classes where a teacher will ask a simple question or the answer is in front of them but they just stare confused.
capslockisgood 19
57 - I think that just canceled out all the stupid I read on this site today.
Chris455 8
At least she knew what an ultra sound was. :/
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
This remind me of the terrible events of stupidity I have to deal with. I had a substitute bio teacher sophomore year who upon reading a passage about Rome, he paused after reading '32BC' and laughed, and said 'yeah back when people wrre
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
This remind me of the terrible events of stupidity I have to deal with. I had a substitute bio teacher sophomore year who upon reading a passage about Rome, he paused after reading '32BC' and laughed, and said 'yeah back when people wrre