Today, I went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. I'd asked this girl I'm interested in to come with me, and she insisted that she had to bring her two year-old son with us. I'd told her it was no problem. Ten minutes into it, she said we needed to leave because it was too loud for him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
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KingTaco 0
Bringing a two-year-old on what you wanted to be a date? You set yourself up for that one.
cristichica 0
You went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. Your life is awesome.
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Comments (127)
silverx10 0
OP, think of this... as a preview of things to come. If you place a concert over potential relationships, well... there you go. Hardly an FML. YDI.
blastvortex 4
Something like this was always an expectable result. YDI.
mp73 0
ever hear of a babysitter?
rockstarK9 0
YDI, for going to see a lame ass band like Jacks Mannequin.
njwins86 0
I agree, FYL. No reason she should let her crotchfruit ruin your good time.
dread205 0
Take a foghorn and blow it in both of their ears. Jackasses.
Minkie00147 0
Well you get her you get the kid. So quit bitchin and get used to it, or move on.
chocolaholic 0
Bitches like that who insist on dragging their kids to places where they shouldn't be are stupid.
surrahgreyy 6
I would have been soo ****** pissed!!! jacks mannequin is my fav band,.
ZombieKitteh 8
O.O she better have ****** your brains out >=/